Kids tell it like it is.

So, one of my friends made up a kid questionnaire and I thought it was cute so I did one with my kids. Keep in mind that Harrison is a very smart 8 year old, and Hazel just turned 5.

1. What is something Mom always says to you?

Harrison: I love you.

Hazel: Jump on the trampoline.

2. What makes mom happy?

Harrison: When I do what my mom says.

Hazel: When me and Harrison are friends.

3. What makes mom sad?

Harrison: When I hurt Hazel and break stuff.

Hazel: When I get hurt.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

Harrison: By singing the song she made up for me.

Hazel: Funny choices.

5. What was your mom like as a child?

Harrison: She was nice to her mom and dad, agreed with everything they said, and was nice to her family.

Hazel: Like me.

6. How old is your mom?

Harrison: 29

Hazel: 5

7. How tall is your mom?

Harrison: taller than me, just a little bit though...

Hazel: taller than me

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?

Harrison: Veggie Tales and shows that aren't that violent.

Hazel: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

9. What does your mom do when you are not around?

Harrison: You are on the computer. Always.

Hazel: She laughs at me.

10. What is your mom really good at?

Harrison: Being nice to me and Hazel and being nice to her family.

Hazel: Staying on the computer.

11. What is your mom not very good at?

Harrison: Being mean.

Hazel: Being nice to us.

12. What does your mom do for work?

Harrison: You go around canvassing and you used to work at a hospital.

Hazel: outside jumping on the trampoline

13. What is your mom's favorite food?

Harrison: almost everything

Hazel: watermelon

14. What makes you proud of your mom?

Harrison: You are nice to us, read us stories, let us have fun, you let us go over to friend's houses, you tell us what's right and what's wrong. You teach me school and you tell us if it's okay for us to have a friend over.

Hazel: you would be happy to me

15. If your mom was a cartoon character, who would it be?

Harrison: Princess Leia

Hazel: Mittens the cat (from Bolt)

16. What do you and your mom do together?

Harrison: Play games, help me out with school, and let Dad know if we do Spanish.

Hazel: have fun with me and play games.

17. How are you and your mom the same?

Harrison: we're both humans

Hazel: we're girls

18: How are you and your mom different?

Harrison: we have different color of eyes, we're different people, ages, and we are different heights.

Hazel: we have different color of eyes

19. How do you know your mom loves you?

Harrison: Because you read stories to me and you play with me and tell me that you love me.

Hazel: You answer me and you play with me and with our dog.

20. What does your mom like most about your dad?

Harrison: You like him because he helped you out with canvassing and he did Spanish with me on tests and he likes you and you like him and you are his wife and you love him.

Hazel: Being friends with dad.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

Harrison: Grandma A's house, your mom's house, our aunt's and uncle's houses, and friend's houses and also a few restaurants.

Hazel: To Grandma A's house.