His jokes rotate, and vary from super cheesy to super funny, but here are some of my favorites that are most recent.
Cowboy hats:
Q: Why do cowboy hats curl up on the sides?
A: So you can fit three cowboys in a truck.
(This even made my cowboy b-i-l laugh. Even now, it still makes me smile!)
Elephants:
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (No)
See, it works!
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